Poop story

As a background information for the story, I live in a hutong.

In our hutong there is a toilet (in many of the hutongs, there is not). However, you cannot poop in the toilet as the pipes are not suitable for big poops. But, my flatmate told me that if you are sick or so, they do go through so you don’t have to run to the common toilets that are about 100 meters away.

So in order to go poop, I walk down this alley….

And go do my thing in here.

Another important background information: my neighbours probably hate my flatmate. Once when he came home drunk he couldn’t enter through the first ”big door” as his key didn’t work for some reason (after that door, there are about 4 families who live in the small side alley, including us). So, he was quite loud and mad…. So the next day, almost all the neighbours gathered around and were blaming him for being loud in the middle of the night and now their "guanxi" might not be the best...

Weeeeeeeell....

I think now our neighbours hate me, too.

I'm soooooo embarrassed now, and that doesn't happen too often!!!

Well... the story is... that I've had kind of a "la duzi" lately (meaning diarrhea; or just very “runny stuff”). Well not really, but the poop has been quite fluid lately anyway.... ehhe.... SOOOOOOO... I've been lazy.... (or not, but if I go to the common toilet it never comes!!!! and then suddenly I need to go....) SOOOOOOOO...... I figured that it doesn't matter as long as it goes through the toilet, and I have done it a few times...... PFFFFFFFFF.... well........... IT DOES MATTER.....

Almost immediately when I came home, our neighbour (a young guy living with his mom in the hutong next door) came to say to me that “Please dont poop in your toilet. Now all the shit has gathered in the sewage (the manhole in front of their door) and it smells really bad.....!!!!!”

So I don't think I ever want to come out of the apartment again......................... (and no, I cannot blame my flatmate as he has been in France for a few days now and the neighbours know he's not home...)